“I like when the music blasts as soon as the site loads. It signals to everyone at work that I am going out to eat!”
“Why would anyone want to skip this intro? I think I’ll watch it again.”
“Broken links tell me that this place really focuses its energy on its food, not on ‘image’ or ‘good customer service.’ I like that.”
Fortunately, in Johnstown, we don't have to worry about any of this, because our restaurants just don’t bother with those new-fangled Intarwebs at all.