The Johnstown Tribune-Democrat reports:
I’m a descendent of Joseph Johns, so his ancestors are my ancestors, too. I would have enjoyed the opportunity to meet them. I’m surprised, however, that any of them are still alive, since Joseph lived from 1749–1813.
(Note: The web headline was corrected by the time I wrote this, though the error lives on in the URL.)
Meanwhile, on the TV side of things, WJAC reports:
Well, somebody sold me strawberries and herbs last week. And they sure looked like farmers, but now I’m wondering.
Oh, OK. The Johnstown Farmers’ Market opened May 20, three weeks ago. Whew.