Tuesday, June 5, 2012

Jersey Shore: Egregious Behavior

This is the first of several posts showing photographs from our recent vacation to Wildwood and Cape May, New Jersey.

While looking for Red Knots at Cook’s Beach, on the bayshore north of Cape May, we observed the following scene involving a female Snowy Egret, a male who attempted to court her, and another male who objected to the first male’s advances. The dialogue is an interpretation by yours truly.

Egregious Behavior 1
"Hey, baby, I like the way you wiggle your toes when you fish. You come here often?"

Egregious Behavior 2
"Where you goin', baby? I just want to squawk."

Egregious Behavior 3
"So, uh, I like your shoes, baby. Wanna copulate?"

Egregious Behavior 4
"Baby?"

Egregious Behavior 5
"Um, I'm sort of seeing someone already..."
"Look, if you don't like me, you can just say so. Don't make up some story about a boyfriend."

Egregious Behavior 6
"Hi Frank!"

Egregious Behavior 7

Egregious Behavior 8

Egregious Behavior 9
"Get out of my house!"

Egregious Behavior 10

Egregious Behavior 11

Egregious Behavior 12

Egregious Behavior 13
"Fine, whatever. I need to go see what Snookie's up to, anyway."

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